Imaginary Friends

Imaginary friends

They will always let you down

And when all the good times end

You won't be seeing them around

For they run where the action is

And they'll cross you off their list

Do you comprehend now?

To imaginary friends, you don't exist, no, no

They'll ask you where you've been

But never wait for your reply

They'll meet you when your ship comes in

But never meet you eye to eye

As all the friends who've been real and true

Wonder who you're talkin' to

One thing you can depend on

Imaginary friends, they can't see you, no, no

You can paint them a beautiful picture

But they won't understand

Oh, you can count all your friends on the fingers

Of one scalded hand

Imaginary friends

They will always leave you hanging

And you won't see them again

For they've gone where the action is

And they've crossed you off their list

Do you comprehend now

Imaginary friends, they don't exist, no

Imaginary friends, they don't exist, no, no, no