Chancer

I missed the train

I'm separated from my mates

I'm in the rain

I'll have to find another way

Of getting back

I'll make a plan of attack after one more

I'll find a bar

Oh, it's the only one that's open

Not too far

The windows smashed, the lights are broke

But there you are

And my eyes must be burning a hole in your head

'Cause you turned

So I said that I won't treat you like those other men do

Get planning your hen do

What size is your ring?

Already know which one I'll get you

Know which one I'll get you

She said she reckons I'm a chancer, chancer

All my questions go unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh, I'll be home in the morning

She reckons I'm a chancer, chancer

All my questions go unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh, I'll be home in the morning

It's the next week

I'm reunited with my friends

They won't believe

How I'm claiming my night ends

Can't say I blame 'em

Can't even name ya

Said, "Where'd we meet?"

I said the bar, I said the name

They said they know it

And it's a special type of place

That pays a special type of girl

To do a special type of moving

And I laugh in their face and say I've got nothing to prove

And so I told her I'd defend her

From the other men there

She said, "Don't do a thing

They pay my bills, they're private members"

But now you've said it, I've remembered

She said she was a dancer, dancer

But no one has the answers for her

But people keep her moving, talking

Oh, I'll be home in the morning

She reckons I'm a chancer, chancer

All my questions go unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh, I'll be home in the morning

She reckons I'm a chancer, chancer

All my questions go unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh, I'll be home in the morning

She said she was a dancer, dancer

Oh, but no one has the answers for her

But people keep her moving, talking

Oh, I'll be home in the morning

I'm coming down

To take you away from your podium in your lingerie

And you'll never work another day like this again

We'll find a place, we can slip away

We'll find a place where I won't have to pay

For your agility and flexibility

And then I know I'll be just fine