Ugly Faces

What's up, Beatrice?

I just called you Beatrice

And I don't, and I don't, and I don't care if that is your name

Back in the day

Daddy would say

That if I kept on making ugly faces and I wasn't careful it'll stay that way

Oh great, wow, no shit?

Oh, hooray, that's so sick

Ah, brr, huh, woah

With a little bit of luck maybe one of those stick

I'll be feeling a hell of a lot of swell

And from the second that I step in

I'll be smellin' like a big cheese

Everybody better be ready to get it get it

Cause I'm getting nekkid if you really want a strip tease

And the babies in their highchairs taking off their bibs

And their mommies all be ripping out their wig weaves

And the pretty people in the oil paintings on the wall

Are poppy molly and they're stripping off their fig leaves

Better burn your clothers

It'll curl your toes

Kissing women and they turn to toads

I'm pimping Kermit's hoes

And I'm sure that every girl is a pearl and the world is a perfect globe

But when I'm joking with my little cousin

And he pulls my finger then the motherfuckin' earth explodes

Boom

Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

Sorry

Not sorry

Back in the day

Daddy would say

That if I kept on making ugly faces and I wasn't careful it'll stay that way

Oh great, wow, no shit?

Oh hooray, that's so sick

Brr, ah, ew, caca

With a little bit of luck maybe one of those stick

Everybody been in it to win it kickin' it for a minute

And chillin' but you're tardy it's why

I gotta kill it

And then hit the pretty people in the building with my party trick

I think I'm gonna walk out of the door

Hop in my Delorean and I'm gonna soar

Except that it's a Subaru and I'm yelling Hoodie Hoo

Hangin' out the window like I'm Marty McFly

A lot of the chickens in the flock wanna squawk and they get obnoxious

And all I hear is bawk bawk

And I'm not gonna wanna talk shop

Better put a sock in it if you gonna cock block

And be toxic and knock us and

All we wanna do is rock rock and be raucous

I'm not gonna ever stop

If you think I'm chopped liver in the crock pot

'Cause I am a boss hog and I want the top spot and I got this

Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

Sorry

Not sorry

Back in the day

Daddy would say

That if I kept on making ugly faces and I wasn't careful it'll stay that way

Oh great, wow, no shit?

Oh, hooray, that's so sick

Oh, pbbth, ah hah, meow

With a little bit of luck maybe one of those stick