Strong As an Oak

Everything is A-OK (Yup)

Because I'm strong as an O-A-K (An oak)

But money don't grow on trees

And I'm B-R-O-K-E (Broke)

Everything is A-OK (Yup)

Because I'm strong as an O-A-K (An oak)

But money don't grow on trees

And I'm B-R-O-K-E

I'm fucking broke, y'all

Them rims, them rings, them things

You could bring 'em out

I just had my debit card declined at In-N-Out

The line is flipping out, giving me evil eyes

Fuck the soda, re-run it with just the cheesy fries

'Cause I don't think money is the Devil

I'm not sinking, I'm just kicking it at sea level

I got my floaties on

I'm focusing all of the wonderful stuff with the force of Obi Wan

Kenobi bro, I'm broke, although I won't be woe-be-gone

'Cause even though my bank account is low or overdrawn

I'm down to mow your lawn

I'm getting open, I'm soaking up every moment

And so we should make a toast

We won't be sober till the broke of dawn

Because beer is cheap and because love is free

I'm buzzing, feeling like every friend is a cousin, G

And someday we'll be reminiscing on some, wasn't we

Just so down and out but we were happy then 'cause

Everything is A-OK (Yup)

Because I'm strong as an O-A-K (An oak)

But money don't grow on trees

And I'm B-R-O-K-E (Broke)

Everything is A-OK (Yup)

Because I'm strong as an O-A-K (An oak)

But money don't grow on trees

And I'm B-R-O-K-E, broke

I'm hella broke bro

Why should I sit on my ass on the couch

And be asking why life isn't equal?

With lesser possessions, I'm light as a feather

And so I can fly like an eagle

'Cause everyone dies and I wonder why

Leaders in power would lie to their people

Be planning like we could be fitting a camel

Up into the eye of a needle

But, dammit, I'd settle for fitting a '94 Camry inside of my driveway

I'm sick of the image, I'm living my life and I'm doing it my way

I'd rather be making the choices I'm proud of

Than chasing a mountain of money

But if that mountain comes to me, I'm climbing it

Got a brick and I'm laying it down

Got a shovel, I'm breaking this ground

Because I'm in the red

But it's only a color that I will be painting this town

Because when I make it, then I dedicate it to the friends I stayed with

Who would do me favors, even lend me paper

When I couldn't pay for a little takeout

And to the fact that whatever you think that it means

I'll be here and I'm living my dreams

And it's 'cause of the people I leaned

On when I came apart at the seams

So gimme the moon and gimme the spoon

I'm licking it clean

Until there just ain't nothing left

But who would lend a hand 'cause

Everything's A-O

Everything's A-O

So when I say, day-O

You say, everything's A-O

When I say, day-O

You say, everything's A-O

When I say, day-O

You say, everything's A-O

Everything is A-OK (Yup)

Because I'm strong as an O-A-K (An oak)

But money don't grow on trees

And I'm B-R-O-K-E (Broke)

Everything is A-OK (Yup)

Because I'm strong as an O-A-K (An oak)

But money don't grow on trees

And I'm B-R-O-K-E (Broke)

I'm extra broke, yo

Everything is A-OK (Yup)

Because I'm strong as an O-A-K (An oak)

But money don't grow on trees

And I'm B-R-O-K-E (Broke)

Everything is A-OK (Yup)

Because I'm strong as an O-A-K (An oak)

But money don't grow on trees

And I'm B-R-O-K-E

I'm fucking broke, y'all