You Break It, You Bought It

This is not what was advertised

No washer dryer, just exposed wires

Spacious kitchen, it's a lie

Just four walls crumbling into dust

Balance, minus (I paid a grand for this)

Plus a deposit, and I lost it!

Lynching landlords in my dreams

But I don't have conviction like a Dead Kennedy

Oh no I don't

As we sow so they shall reap

Do landlords dream electric sheep?

Fix it up for free, na-ah!

You break it, you bought it, ugh!

No apologies, I see!

Oh you break it you bought it

Can't extend the lease, na-ah!

You break it, you bought it, ugh!

Pack it up and leave, next week!

Oh 'cause you can't afford it

As I'm standing here

You pay for it

I realise I've been cleaning the skirting boards for over an hour now

You pay for it

Well, I won't have it, I simply won't take it

You bought it, now I'll break it, no I'll burn it!

I'll leave the oven on, I'll burn it all down

And throw the last remaining key away

Those Blu Tack stains will remain exactly where they are

I will not empty the crumbs out of that tray thing in the toaster

And those coasters that you paid for, I never used them

I ignored it, I ignored it, I ignored it, I ignored it!

Fix it up for free, na-ah!

You break it, you bought it, ugh!

No apologies, I see!

Oh you break it you bought it

Can't extend the lease, na-ah!

You break it, you bought it, ugh!

Pack it up and leave, next week!

Oh 'cause you can't afford it