Humdrum

I learnt the letters by rote

Regurgitated the lines

Still then I went and misspoke

But I am not that sort of guy

I haven't felt this small since 2003

I knew my chances were cooked

I blame that loose trap of mine

And when I went and had a look

It was truly divine

I've never seen somebody get so much for free

I'm humdrum, I'm dumbstruck

I'm tongue-tied, when nobody else gets stuck

I'm not sad, I'm bunged up

Not down bad like everyone else says

What I want is dumb luck

I'm envious 'bout everyone else's lot

I'm not sad, I'm bloodshot

I'm not mad, just stuck in a rut, humdrum

Upon my letters I choked

Right down the telephone line

It's probably best left unspoken

'Cause it would've just been unkind

I haven't felt this way since exactly as it seems

I'm humdrum, I'm dumbstruck

I'm tongue-tied, when nobody else gets stuck

I'm not sad, I'm bunged up

Not down bad like everyone else says

What I want is dumb luck

I'm envious 'bout everyone else's lot

I'm not sad, I'm bloodshot

I'm not mad, just stuck in a rut, humdrum

Simmer down

And shut the fuck up

It's all so insignificant

Sink right down

I'm humdrum, I'm dumbstruck

I'm tongue-tied, when nobody else gets stuck

I'm not sad, I'm bunged up

Not down bad like everyone else says

What I want is dumb luck

I'm envious 'bout everyone else's lot

I'm not sad, I'm bloodshot

I'm not mad, just stuck in a rut, humdrum