Coming Back As A Man

I live on the edge

And something has me really turning red

I toss and then I turn inside this bed

Oh, yeah, yeah, I said it

I'm unsatisfied

With all the Romeos and their goodbyes

Their 'See ya later's incomplete the lies

Aiee, that's why I sigh (That's why I sigh)

It's not just me I talk about

Outrageous, all the way

All the money in the women's world

Will never make him change

Gonna drop the yellow pages

Find da Vinci of the threads

To dress me up and make me look

Like someone else instead

It's time for my rehearsal

The ultimate reversal

You see, I've got it planned

I'm coming back as a man

(Oh, yeah)

I'm gonna wear blue

And find a pair of flat, black, leather shoes

But shine more than a diamond, mine could do

And add somethin' new (Somethin' new)

Like wear a cologne

That says you are the man I'm gonna own

And whispers, "Baby, will you take me home?"

(Will you take me home)

Mmm, Va-va-va-va-va-vum

I drop a hint and then my keys

And then I'll cast a net

To catch someone who's in for such

A night he won't forget

Gonna drop the yellow pages

Find da Vinci of the threads

To dress me up and make me look

Like someone else instead

It's time for my rehearsal

The ultimate reversal

You see, I've got it planned

I'm coming back as a man

I'll hide behind the Errol Flynn mustache

Remove that false impression to make sure the feeling lasts

Call me the equalizer for the girls

And tell me, baby, tell me where it hurts

Gonna drop the yellow pages

Find da Vinci of the threads

To dress me up and make me look

Like someone else instead

It's time for my rehearsal

The ultimate reversal

You see, I've got it planned

I'm coming back as a man