Absolutely Me

Clear the way, boys, the lady has arrived

All you handsome fellas, please wait for me to the right

Don't keep me waitin', ooh, thank you for the drink

It's quarter past eleven, I'm not in the mood to think

Mister band leader, let's kick out the jam

Gimme somethin' that'll light it up

And make my feet go bam, bam, bam

Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Are impossible, you see

But when he gets to Friday, what you get is absolutely me

I said Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Are impossible for me

But once you get to Friday, what you get is absolutely me

Sweeter than the candy about to caress my lips

Imagine all the sugar when I start to shake my hips

It's not an illusion, I'm as live as I can be

Instead of all your promises, why don't you show all your charms to me?

Mister band leader, this arrangement has to change

Gimme somethin' that'll light it up

Won't you let the boogie start to play?

Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Are impossible, you see

But when he gets to Friday, what you get is absolutely me

I said Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Are impossible for me

But once you get to Friday, what you get is absolutely me

I don't wanna serenade (I don't wanna serenade to hear you say)

To hear you say a thing (To hear you say a thing, yeah)

All I need is your attention (All I need is your attention)

(Yeah) And a ten karat diamond ring

Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Are impossible, you see

But when he gets to Friday, what you get is absolutely me

I said Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Are impossible for me

But once you get to Friday, what you get is absolutely me