Dirty Rat

Now the right hand it likes to lead

And the left hand doesn’t always see

It’s like a spray tan and a skinny mirror

Or a book ban, need to plug your ears

I think I smell a dirty rat

These words just roll right off your back

You can’t concern yourself with facts

You still think that the earth is flat

It’s like quicksand, you gotta get free

But the spy cam, you know it always sees

Now the small man gonna bring the heat

While the wise man turns the other cheek

You’re all about the victory lap

I could not find you on the map

I can’t control the way you act

You still think that the earth is flat

Now the blind man don’t ever sleep

He’s lookin’ for something to eat

Now the wolf man, he can’t be beat

He’s a con man, you never see him cheat

I think I smell a dirty rat

You don’t concern yourself with facts

I can’t control the way you act

You still think that the earth is flat