Horny Hangover

Let’s start at the top

I fell desperately in love

With someone I knew was bound to fuck me up

They’re always around

Shaking me up, jaw pinned to the ground

Can’t meet their eyes

Think I’d rather drown this drink in my hand

My pride’s devastatingly thin

Another shot to soothe my head

All I can say is

I get a horny hangover every time you cross my mind

I know that I owe myself more than this

When I slip, I’m still trying

‘Cause I don’t want you and I can’t stand you

And I don’t want you, and I can’t stand you

Bored with the thoughts in my head

The night’s nearing towards its end

Spent the better part of an hour trapped by the saddest lesbian

Crying it out

There on the dance floor describing your mouth

Said, “I think that I know who you’re talking about”

That’s when it sinks in

I’m one more person on your list

You ever mix up all our faces loading up those bases?

Over and over the wheels in my head

Spin out and the cycle won’t end

Wasn’t really looking

So I shouldn’t care

Why can’t I stop thinking there could be more

to you than what was ever even there?

I get a horny hangover every time you cross my mind

I know that I owe myself more than this

Fuck it, I’m still trying

I get a horny hangover every time you cross my mind

I know that I owe myself more than this

When I slip, I’m still trying

‘Cause I don’t want you, and I can’t stand you

And I don’t want you, and I can’t stand you