Someone Gets Hurt (Reprise)

See, this is the problem with you Plastics

You think everybody is obsessed with you, when actually everybody hates you

You made me like this

It was your idea for me to pretend to be Plastic

Buddy, it's not pretend

You are as Plastic as they come

You think your shit don't stink?

You think the rest of us are dumb

I hate Regina's guts

But here's what you don't comprehend

At least she has the guts

To not pretend to be my friend

Here, have this, it won an award

Janis-

No, it's fine

Really, fine

Go be fine

And I want my pink shirt!