Raven's Pie

Hey, Coach Spitz, pie?

Ooh, I love pie, I love apple, cherry, sweet potato

I bet you do, huh

Keep looking at this pie, I bet you want a piece

Give me one good reason why my baby ain't the lead

Ok, your baby can't act

What?

He can't shoot, and he sure can't rap

Well, if you really want a slice, I bet you'll get past that

'Cause you ain't never had something so good

Hot and fresh out of the oven, honey, you ain't getting none

I said hey, you'll testify if you want a piece of this pie

I said hey, you better make it right, if you want a piece of this pie

You better let my baby shine, or you get no key-lime

I said hey, testify if you want a piece of this pie

Now, if he's not the lead, what part can he play?

Uh, I could give him front row seats?

No pie!

How about something behind the scenes?

No pie!

Just a little piece?

No pie!

Pretty, pretty please?

No pie!

I got it, he can play a tree

Hmm, you don't want no pie!

You ain't never had something so good

Hot and fresh out the oven, honey, you ain't getting nothing

I said hey!

Sweet potato, cherry, lemon, apple strudel

Each one is delicious, but there's nothing for you, though

I said hey, testify, if you want a piece of this pie

I said hey, you better make it right, if you want a piece of this pie

You better let my baby shine, or you get no key-lime

I said hey, testify if you want a piece of this pie

I got it, he can play Ref number one!

Any lines?

He's got a whistle

No pie!

How many times does he blow it?

It's for showin', not blowin'

No pie!

Alright, one, okay, two gut-wrenching whistles!

Now, you get a piece, now, you get a piece

Now, you get a piece of this pie