Good Advice

Put down your pencils, time is up

And pass your papers to the front

Did you hear that bell? It means you're dead

Guess what? Your life was just a test

Surprise

How'd you think you did?

You listen to the right people who showed you how to live?

As you barrel faster towards the end

Keep smiling, dyying like you lived

Guess the bastards finally got you

I guess it's one of those days

Say goodnight

I'm out of step and out of time

Big surprise

Why's good advice so hard to come by?

Close your eyes

Walk among us one more time

Curse the sky

Why's good advice so hard to come by?

You start thinking, "Hey, I know this place"

Same awful look, same sour taste

It's a good deal south of outer space

Just north of Hell, straight on till day

Here we go again

Did a typo on your file give you another chance?

I guess you best be moving on

Act fast before they know you're gone

Guess the bastards finally got you

I guess it's one of those days

Say goodnight

I'm out of step and out of time

Big surprise

Why's good advice so hard to come by?

Close your eyes

Walk among us one more time

Curse the sky

Why's good advice so hard to come by?

And I know, I know you're in the corner shaking

So just go save yourself while you're still worth saving

Someday you'll die, but for now enjoy the ride

And I'll see ya when I see ya on the other side

Guess the bastards finally got you

I guess it's one of those days

Say goodnight

I'm out of step and out of time

Big surprise

Why's good advice so hard to come by?

Close your eyes

Walk among us one more time

Curse the sky

Why's good advice so hard to come by?