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Chef (Isaac Hayes) - Chocolate Salty balls - Official Music Video
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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Chef
Chef
Vocals
Isaac Hayes
Isaac Hayes
Vocals
Trey Parker
Trey Parker
Keyboards
Bruce Howell
Bruce Howell
Guitar
Eric Presley
Eric Presley
Bass
Matt Stone
Matt Stone
Drums
Chris Trujillo
Chris Trujillo
Percussion
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Trey Parker
Trey Parker
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Rick Rubin
Rick Rubin
Producer
David Schiffman
David Schiffman
Engineer
D. Sardy
D. Sardy
Mixing Engineer

Lyrics

Thank you very much
I'm Chef
This song is off my second hit album
Two tablespoons of cinnamon
And two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melt it
Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon
Say, everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Oooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls
Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fifty
And give that spoon a lick
Say, everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber
Suck on my balls
(Sniffing noise)
Hey, wait a minute
What's that smell?
It smell like somethin' burnin'
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen
'Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion
Oh, man, baby
Baby, you just burnt my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
Oh, baby
My balls is burnin'
Oh, baby
My balls is burnin'
Get me some water!
Pour some water on me
My balls is burnin'
Oh, my goodness!
Blow on 'em, blow on 'em, do somethin'!
Oooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
They're on fire, baby!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now)
Put 'em out baby, blow on 'em
Oh
Suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my, red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Come on, baby
Oooh, oooh!
Suck on my balls!
Thank you, thank you
Written by: Trey Parker

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