D's Got Gout

What's the worst that could happen each and every day

Gassing up the minivan to hit up each buffet

They know him by name when in line at chic filet

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He's gonna wash it down with 26 light beers

His inside's feeling toxic just like Britney Spears

He uses Taco Bell wrappers to wipe his tears

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D's got gout

D's got gout

A feather landed on his toe

That's how he figured out

He's got gout

A breakfast IPA and Chinese for dessert

He likes to save a little for later on his shirt

It's not a meal unless he's feeling discomfort

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I've never seen him look at food and just say nah

Snacking on nachos and his fifteenth piece of za

A seafood tower will make him unhinge his jaw

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D's got gout

D's got gout

A feather landed on his toe

That's how he figured out

He's got gout

He's always smashing double-doubles on the grill

If this don't get my boy

Diabetes will

He's always smashing double-doubles on the grill

If gout don't get my boy

Diabetes will

D's Got Gout

D's Got Gout

D's Got Gout

D's Got Gout

I've been dying of the 'betus

Ever since I was a fetus

D's got gout

D's got gout

A feather landed on his toe

That's how he figured out

He's got gout

GOUT