My Middle Name

It's not my fault that you called

Just to whine about something small

That has nothing to do with you

But hey you said it, so go eat shit

I'm gonna do the exact opposite

No one tells me what I should do

Ohhh

You picked a fight that you've got no chance of winning

Ohhh

Gloves are off, good luck to you and yours

Don't act like you know me

I put the dick in vindictive

Don't have two shits to give

You opened a can of creepy crawlies

I hope hope hope that you're ready to play

Cuz revenge is my middle name

I know what you're thinking it stinks

To have a middle name that's on the brink

Of becoming child abuse

If you mess with me you'll quickly see

I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy

Retribution can be a virtue

Ohhh

Yea I get it, it sounds pretty petty

Ohhh

But sometimes vengeance is the cure

Don't act like you know me

I put the dick in vindictive

Don't have two shits to give

You opened a can of creepy crawlies

I hope hope hope that you're ready to play

Cuz revenge is my middle name

Where do you get off treating me like this

Did you really think this would help anything

No

So next time you have a plan for me

It'll backfire beautifully

Right up in your face

So don't, don't act like you know me

I put the dick in vindictive

Don't have two shits to give

You opened a can of creepy crawlies

I hope hope hope that you're ready to play

Cuz revenge is my middle name

Don't act like you know me

I put the dick in vindictive

Don't have two shits to give

You opened a can of creepy crawlies

I hope hope hope that you're ready to play

Cuz revenge is my middle name