Barefoot & Pregnant

What do we do with the girl next door

She's got no choice like she did before

What do we do with the farmer's daughter

The court took away what her mama fought for

Ask the good old boys drinkin' whiskey and rye

What do we do with Miss American pie let's keep her

Barefoot and pregnant and down on the farm

Cookin' in the kitchen and cleanin' out the barn

Prayin' in church, a credit to her gender

Poppin' out babies like a pez dispenser

9 outta 10 evangelicals would agree

Let's keep her barefoot and pregnant

Like the good lord meant her to be

What does she do with her college degree

Throw it out the window with her IUD

Now that they're takin' her rights away

What does she do on Independence Day

Ask the good old boys drinkin' whiskey and rye

What do we do with the women in are lives lets keep em

Barefoot and pregnant and down on the farm

Cookin' in the kitchen and cleanin' out the barn

Prayin' in church, a credit to her gender

Poppin' out babies like a pez dispenser

9 outta 10 evangelicals would agree

Let's keep her barefoot and pregnant

Like the good lord meant her to be

Ask the good old boys drinkin' whiskey and rye

What do we do with Miss American Pie

Let's keep her

Barefoot and pregnant and down on the farm

Cookin' in the kitchen and cleanin' out the barn

Prayin' in church, a credit to her gender

Poppin' out babies like a pez dispenser

9 outta 10 evangelicals would agree

Let's keep her barefoot and pregnant

Like the good lord meant her to be

Barefoot and pregnant, y'all