Drinkin' Beer And Wastin' Bullets

Out in the sticks with the squirrels and the ticks

And my 30-06, I'm runnin' out of Miller Lite

Trucks in park, the dog won't bark

Couple hours till dark

Wishin' one would walk by

Might as well left my gun in the gun rack

Been here all day

All I killed's a twelve pack

Sittin' here, waitin' on a deer

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

Aimin' at the empties, missin' hittin' pine trees

It ain't my fault them cans keep movin'

My baby's on the phone sayin', "Baby, come home

Where you been and what you've been doin'?"

Well, I've been sittin' here, waitin' on a deer

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

The only deer I've seen's been John Deere green

And that don't mean that I got a raw deal

'Cause ain't no boss callin' me hoss

Tickin' me off on the edge of this cornfield

On my second box of Winchester hundred grains

Ain't seen a big buck but it's been a good day

Sittin' here, waitin' on a deer

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

Aimin' at the empties, missin' hittin' pine trees

It ain't my fault them cans keep movin'

My baby's on the phone sayin', "Baby, come home

Where you been and what you've been doin'?"

Well, I've been sittin' here, waitin' on a deer

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

Sittin' here, waitin' on a deer

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

Aimin' at the empties, missin' hittin' pine trees

It ain't my fault them cans keep movin'

My baby's on the phone sayin', "Baby, come home

Where you been and what you've been doin'?"

Well, I've been sittin' here, waitin' on a deer

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

Sittin' here, waitin' on a deer

Drinkin' beer, wastin' bullets

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