Intrusive Thoughts

(SLAJIDI, turn me up)

Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turned water into pee-pee

Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD

Man, I got beef with the people that make Reese's

Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces

No makeup on? Bitch, you look like a man tonight

Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe

I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight

Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life

In Chick-fil-A with the chicken

This ain’t no KFC but it’s finger-lickin'

My momma bought a house, it ain’t got no kitchen

Why the fuck I'm always mopping? 'Cause I stay slippin'

I got glue on my hands, I got glue hands

Kick the fuck out a **** like Jackie Chan

This **** never growing up, he Peter Pan

Bitch, I feel like Goku, going Super Saiyan

Man, I'll box a crippled **** any day, I won’t back down

At the crib butt booty naked watching SmackDown

My white friend said, "Nigg​er", he identify as black now

My dick half-black and half-white, it's like a fat cow

My granny told me she the number one plug, so I pulled hers

Butt-naked at a NBA game, I'm watching Bulls Spurs

Jacket for my cock and my balls made out of wool fur

Got a PhD for swinging this cock, I went to school first

Take a sick midget's pills and place the meds high (What?)

No Hellcat, fart in my face and give me redeye (brap)

Gotta confess this and just get it out my head

I farted at a funeral and blamed it on the dead guy

It was true, I watched his fart come out his basket

He blamed the dead guy and then they all went to the casket

He was dead as shit, I don't really think he did it

Then I looked back at Alex, he was on the table shitting

They say, "How'd you know I was Dominican?" Those tight pants

They say, "Wanna smash?" I'm exclusive to my right hand

They say, "Pray to God before you go to sleep," goodnight, man

That's why a statue of myself is on the nightstand

Feel like Craig, 'bout to hit Deebo with a brick

It's Friday, so you know it's payday-ay-ay-ay

It's Friday, I’m trying to have it my way-ay-ay-ay

Because it's Friday-ay-ay-ay

Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turned water into pee-pee

Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD

Man, I got beef with the people that make Reese's

Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces

No makeup on? Bitch, you look like a man tonight

Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe

I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight

Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life