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From down in Marathon up to the coast of Maine

Gil's got a weird incurable disorder

He can't go a day without gettin' on the water

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That's the diagnosis

His childhood dream was to be a great magician

Disappear into thin air and become an apparition

He lives by the shore, but he comes from the sea

Goddess of the deep Lady Aphrodite

Don't let him swim with the fishes

Like Luca Brasi

Now Coral loves her Gil, always greets him with her kisses

But he's gone so much, she's understandably suspicious

Before too long, she's a woman on a mission

She wants to know, is he really gone fishin'?

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Early psychosis

Spoonin' for a snapper, wanna hook a wahoo

Watch out for the bull sharks circlin' you

Keep an eye out for the blue fins hangin' with the whale

And watch out for the men tellin' big fish tales

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Coral had to be sure, so she tracked him to his hideaway spot

With a cooler full of Landsharks, she slipped into something real hot

She breathed a sigh of relief, there were no cameras or chicks

No teeny bikinis, no real problems to fix

Splish splash, mad dash

Gil's girl's gonna save the day

Coral climbed on board, Gil was pantin' like an Irish Setter

As she proceeded with her master plan

To make 'em both feel better

Things got exciting, and the fish started biting, and poles were bendin'

Everybody loves a happy ending

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It was a happy ending

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It was the remedy

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Everybody's going out to to sea

Catch somethin' for me

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It was a happy ending

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