The Moss

Legend has it that the moss grows on the north side of the trees

Well, legend has it when the rains come down

All the worms come up to breathe

Well, legend has it when the sunbeams come

The plants, they eat them with their leaves

Well, legend has it that the world spins round

On an axis of twenty-three degrees

But have you heard the story of the rabbit in the moon

Or the cow that hopped the planets while straddling a spoon

Or she, who leapt up mountains, while whistling up a tune

And swapped her songs with swallows while riding on a broom

Oh, we can all learn things, both many and a few

From that old hunched woman who lived inside a shoe

Or the girl that sang by day and by night she ate tear soup

Or the man who drank too much and he got the brewers' droop

Come listen up all ye fair maids to how the moral goes

(Nobody knew and nobody knows)

How the pobble was robbed of his twice five toes

Or how the (Don) came to (Own a luminous nose)

Or how the jumblies went to sea in a sieve that they rowed

(And came to shore by the chankly bore where the bon trees grow)

Where the jabberwocky's small green tentacles do flow

And the quanglewangle plays in the rains and the snow

But have you heard the story of the rabbit in the moon

Or the cow that hopped the planets while straddling a spoon

Or she, who leapt up mountains, while whistling up a tune

And swapped her songs with swallows while riding on a broom

Oh, we can all learn things, both many and a few

From that old hunched woman who lived inside a shoe

Or the girl that sang by day and by night she ate tear soup

Or the man who drank too much and he got the brewers' droop

Legend has it that the moss grows on the north side of the trees

Well, legend has it when the rains come down

All the worms come up to breathe

Legend has it when the sunbeams come

The plants, they eat them with their leaves

Well, legend has it that the world spins round

On an axis of twenty-three degrees

But have you heard the story of the rabbit in the moon

Or the cow that hopped the planets while straddling a spoon

Or she, who leapt up mountains, while whistling up a tune

And swapped her songs with swallows while riding on a broom

Oh, we can all learn things, both many and a few

From that old hunched woman who lived inside a shoe

Or the girl that sang by day and by night she ate tear soup

Or the man who drank too much and he got the brewers' droop