Stronger Beer (Keg Party Mix)

Keg party!

We eat Smarties, you eat M&M's

You think all our money looks pretend

Yeah, we got Bryan Adams but, hey, you got Bruce Springsteen

But we can drink in bars when we're just nineteen

You got Brad Pitt, we got Keanu Reeves

But we got the best lake fishing you best believe

Yeah, you make fun of us, 'cause we spell "colour" with a "U"

You think you're all that, mister red, white, and blue

We say, "Eh?" You say, "Y'all"

Yeah, we both got pro football

Except we got bigger balls and a longer field (And one less down)

We say, "Zed", you say, "Zee"

Sure we watch all your TV

You got stronger army down there, but man up here

We got stronger beer

You got Dunkin' Donuts, we got Timmy's

We got more land but, bro, you got more cities

You sure love your NFL, MLB, and the NBA

But to the Great White North, hockey is the only game

We say, "Eh?" You say, "Y'all"

Yeah, we both got pro football

Except we got bigger balls and a longer field (And one less down)

We say, "Zed," you say, "Zee"

Sure we watch all your TV

You got stronger army down there, but man up here

We got stronger beer

So, here's to you my southern neighbor

All kiddin' aside

It takes me six beers to get pissed drunk, but for you it takes nine (Sucker!)

We say, "Eh?" You say, "Y'all"

Yeah, we both got pro football

Except we got bigger balls and a longer field (And one less down)

We say, "Zed," you say, "Zee"

Sure we watch all your TV

You got stronger army down there, but man up here

We got stronger beer

Yeah, we got stronger beer

Whoa, we got stronger beer, haha

Yeah, we do, baby