Stronger Beer

We eat Smarties, you eat M&M's

And you think all our money looks pretend

Yeah, we got Bryan Adams

But, hey, you got Bruce Springsteen

But we can drink in bars when we're just nineteen

You got Brad Pitt but we got Keanu Reeves

But we got the best lake fishing, you best believe

Yeah you make fun of us 'cause we spell color with a U

You think you're all that

Mister red white and blue

We say, Eh, you say, ya'll

Yeah we both got pro football

Except we got bigger balls and a longer field

We say Zed, you say Zee

Sure, we watch all your TV

You got a stronger army down there

But, man, up here

We got stronger beer

You got Dunkin' Donuts, we got Timmy's

We got more land but, bro, you got more cities

You sure love the NFL, MLB and the NBA

But to the great white north

Hockey is the only game

Hey

We say, Eh, you say, ya'll

Yeah, we both got pro football

Except we got bigger balls and a longer field

We say Zed, you say Zee

Sure, we watch all your TV

You got a stronger army down there

But, man, up here

We got stronger beer

So here's to you, my southern neighbor

All kidding aside

It takes me six beers to get pissed drunk

But for you, it takes nine

Sucker

We say, eh, you say, ya'll

Yeah, we both go pro football

Except we got bigger balls and a longer field

We say Zed, you say Zee

Sure, we watch all your TV

And you got a stronger army down there

But, man, up here

We got stronger beer

Yeah, we got stronger beer

Whoa, we got stronger beer