Lost The Breakup

Got the news just last month

That I am exhausting, and you're not in love

Didn't say it in those words

But I know how your tone works

You're MIA, running so free

Calling your ex, forgetting 'bout me

But I know you could never

Yeah, I know you remember

So I'm feeling, and I'm dealing with the heart you broke

While you do press-ups and repress us and take off her clothes

Oh, I'm hurting, but I'm certain it's still true

I'm the best thing that almost happened to you

I know I'm obsessed

And right now, I might be a mess

But one day, you're gonna wake up

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

I'll smile, and you'll have to face it

I'm the greatest love that you wasted

But by then, I'll be far away (Uh)

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

But for now, I'm out in the dust

Falling apart

Oh, is she just like me?

Yeah, I reckon

You got two types

Country and Western

So I'm feeling, and I'm dealing with the heart you broke

While you do press-ups and repress us and take off her clothes

Oh, here's something if nothing else is true

I'm the best thing that almost happened to you

I know I'm obsessed

And right now, I might be a mess

But one day, you're gonna wake up

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

I'll smile, and you'll have to face it

I'm the greatest love that you wasted

But by then, I'll be far away (Uh)

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

Uh-oh shit, you lost the breakup

You're gonna walk into some underground bar

You'll see a pretty little thing catching eyes in the dark

And it's me

I see you too

I'll wave

And I'm dancing over to you in the corner

And you'll say

"Wow! Hey! It's been forever

D'you wanna get a drink, like, together?"

I say, "I'm kinda busy, but

Like, stay in touch"

I think, "Oh shit, I won the breakup"

I'll smile, and you'll have to face it

I'm the greatest love that you wasted

But by then, I'll be far away (Uh)

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup