Neon Grave

If I can't go to Heaven, bury me in a neon grave

Carve my name in a honky tonk headstone right there where I lay

Let that Lynchburg river haul my soul away

If I can't go to Heaven, bury me in a neon grave

Where the band don't stop and the girls all dance

Where the longnecks don't get hot in our hands

The bar keeps doublin' down on doubles

It ain't hard to find a little trouble

Where the clock keeps glowin', but it don't keep time

The good Lord's willin' and the sun don't rise

If I can't go to Heaven, I say

Bury me, bury me, bury me in a neon grave

Hand me over to angels with whiskey on their wings

If I can't cross the Jordan to go see my King

And prop me up by the jukebox where I can hear ol' Diffie sing

And hand me over to angels with whiskey on their wings

Where the band don't stop and the girls all dance

Where the longnecks don't get hot in our hands

The bar keeps doublin' down on doubles

It ain't hard to find a little trouble

Where the clock keeps glowin', but it don't keep time

The good Lord's willin' and the sun don't rise

If I can't go to Heaven, I say

Bury me, bury me, bury me in a neon grave

Oh, in a neon grave

Where the lights down low, where the smoke is thick

Where the "open" sign is always lit

If I can't go to Heaven, bury me

Where the band don't stop and the girls all dance

Where the longnecks don't get hot in our hands

The bar keeps doublin' down on doubles

It ain't hard to find a little trouble

Where the clock keeps glowin', but it don't keep time

The good Lord's willin' and the sun don't rise

If I can't go to Heaven, I say

Bury me, bury me, bury me in a neon grave

Oh, in a neon grave

Bury me, bury me, bury me in a neon grave

Oh, in a neon grave