Montana

I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss

Raisin' it up, waxin' it down

In a little white box that I can sell uptown

By myself, I wouldn't have no boss

But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss

(Raisin' my lonely dental floss)

Well, I just might grow me some bees

But I'd leave the sweet stuff for somebody else

But then, on the other hand

I would keep the wax

And melt it down

Pluck some floss

And swish it around

I'd have me a crop

And it'd be on top

That's why I'm movin' to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a dental floss tycoon (Yes, I am)

Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss

That's growin' on the prairie, pluckin' the floss

I plucked all day and all night and all afternoon

I'm ridin' a small, tiny horse

His name is Mighty Little, he's a good horse

Even though he's a bit dinky

So strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway

He's a bit dinky so strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway

Anyway

I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss

Even if you think it is a little silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse

Just about this big

An' ride him all along the border line

With a pair of heavy-duty

Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand

Every other wrangler would say

I was mighty grand

By myself, I wouldn't have no boss

But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss

(Raisin' my lonely dental floss)

(Raisin' my lonely dental floss)

Well, I might ride along the border

With my tweezers gleamin' in the moonlight-y night

And then I'd get a cup of coffee

And give my foot a push

Just me 'n' the pygmy pony

Over by the dental floss bush

And then I might just

Jump back on

And ride like a cowboy

Into the dawn, to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)