Institutionalized 2014

Yo, I came home from work the other day

I was tired, I just wanted to sit back in my big chair and play a little Xbox

You know, relax a little

Then my wife comes in, she starts telling me I play too much Xbox

I said, "What the fuck do you mean? This is just how I relax"

"Can I just play a little Xbox?"

Then she says, "I saw on Oprah today that guys that play video games don't love their wives"

I'm like, "Motherfucking bitch, fuck Oprah!"

"I don't give a fuck, I just wanna play my video game!"

"I don't give a fuck about Oprah. Oprah ain't got no man"

"You better worry about your motherfucking self"

"I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox"

She says, "You seem like you have a anger problem. Maybe you need some help"

I'm like, "Bitch! Call the police now!"

Gonna be institutionalized

You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes

You won't have anything to say

They'll brainwash you until you see their way

I'm not crazy (Institution)

You're the one who's crazy (Institution)

You're driving me crazy (Institution)

She put me in an institution

She said it was the only solution

To give me the professional help

To save me from the enemy, myself

The other day I go on the internet, I'm just trying to check my email

So, I put in my password, it says I have an invalid password

I know my fucking password

So then it says, "Go to customer service"

So, I get on customer service, I start talking to this dude

This motherfucker sound like he was from India or some shit

He says to me, "What's your first dog's name?"

"I don't know what my fucking first dog's name was"

"What the fuck's the matter with you? I just want my password!"

"Give me my fucking password!"

So, then he ends up giving me my password

And he says, "Your password has been sent to your email address"

I'm like, "I can't get in my email address"

"What about 'Can't get in my email address' do you not understand, motherfucker?"

He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem. You should have that checked out"

Ah!

I'm not crazy (Institution)

You're the one who's crazy (Institution)

You're driving me crazy (Institution)

She put me in an institution

She said it was the only solution

To give me the professional help

To save me from the enemy, myself

The other day I'm just sitting alone on lunch break at my job trying to eat a ham sandwich

Got a little potato chips on the side, a little Kool-Aid

This motherfucker walks up to me and says, "Are you gonna eat that?"

Like, "Yeah I'm gonna eat that. What the fuck you think I'm gonna do?"

"Shove it up your ass?"

"Do you understand that that pork could kill you?"

"Look, motherfucker, pork is not gonna kill me"

"Unless they figure a way to shoot it out of a fucking gun"

"But I might kill YOU if you keep fucking with me!"

He says, "Hey, calm down, I'm a vegan"

"Fuck a vegan!"

"I couldn't give a fuck if you eat sawdust, motherfucker. Just step away from my fucking sandwich!"

He says, "Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-Aid?"

I said, "Do you realize how much blood is in the human body?"

"Do you wanna see it, motherfucker?"

He says, "Oh my God, you need therapy. You have an anger problem"

Ah!

I'm not crazy (Institution)

You're the one who's crazy (Institution)

You're driving me crazy (Institution)

She put me in an institution

She said it was the only solution

To give me the professional help

To save me from the enemy, myself

Suicidal