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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Larry LaLonde
Larry LaLonde
Guitar
Les Claypool
Les Claypool
Bass Guitar
Tim Alexander
Tim Alexander
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Les Claypool
Les Claypool
Composer
Larry LaLonde
Larry LaLonde
Composer
Tim Alexander
Tim Alexander
Composer
Primus
Primus
Arranger
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Primus
Primus
Producer
Derek Featherstone
Derek Featherstone
Engineer
John Golden
John Golden
Mastering Engineer
Kent Matcke
Kent Matcke
Assistant Engineer
Manny Lacarrubba
Manny Lacarrubba
Assistant Engineer
Neil King
Neil King
Assistant Engineer
Ron Rigler
Ron Rigler
Engineer

Lyrics

I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V"
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited, and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee
Call it pointless
When I need relief, I spell it "T-H-C"
Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy
Call it pointless
Pointless
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, and trips to DMV
Call it pointless
Pointless
I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it "D-M-V"
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee
Call it pointless
Pointless
Pointless
Written by: Larry LaLonde, Les Claypool, Tim Alexander
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