It's Easy

If you need a woman in bed with you

Tell her in front what you can do

It's easy, easy as pie

Don't have to BS her

You don't have to lie

If you play the guitar, it won't be long

You'll be writin' and singin' them songs

It's easy, easy you bet

And you've been bit if you don't quit

If you feel kinda lonesome, a friend's inside

Get yourself a dog and be alright

Get yourself two, lucky you

One thing nice, I'll be there twice to love you

It's so easy gettin' through these times

So easy, your love and mine

If a woman thinks she's ugly and always depressed

She can go out and buy herself a new dress

It's easy, easy for her

Solves all of her problems, that's for sure

It's so easy gettin' through these times

It's so easy, your love and mine

If she cashes your property, you might regret

Use that old plastic, swipe deeper in debt

It's easy, easy you see

If tomorrow never comes, everything is free

It's so easy gettin' through these times

So easy, your love and mine

It's so easy gettin' through these times

So easy, your love and mine