Wanna Be Big Bad Johnny Cash

Cool and quick, and whiskey on his breath

Singin' songs like he was cheatin' death

Howlin' at the dark side of the sun

Louder than a madman waves a gun

And when I seen him take the stage

I just knew it right away

I wanna be Johnny

In a big black Cadillac

With my road trash army

And a cocktail waitress on my lap

And the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Wanna be big bad Johnny Cash

Elvis is alive, or so they say

Marilyn Monroe, she's just okay

I don't know enough about James Dean

But Johnny is the man that I wanna be

And when I haven't got a clue

I ask myself, "What would Johnny do?"

'Cause I wanna be Johnny

In a big black Cadillac

With my road trash army

And a cocktail waitress on my lap

And the whole damn world can kiss my little ass

Wanna be big bad Johnny Cash

Big bad Johnny Cash (Big bad)

Big bad Johnny Cash (Big bad)

Big bad Johnny Cash

In a big bad, big bad Cadillac, Cadillac, yeah!

Cadillac

In a big black Cadillac, lookin' like a badass!

Johnny

In a big black Cadillac

With my road trash army

And a cocktail waitress on my lap

And the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Wanna be big bad Johnny Cash

I wanna be big bad Johnny Cash

I wanna be big bad Johnny Cash