Encore - You Might Be a Redneck If..., Pt. 2

Thank you very much

(Redneck!)

Do what? (Redneck!)

Redneck?

Alright, if, if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income

You might be a redneck

If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day, you might be a redneck

If directions to your house include turn off the paved road, you might be a redneck

If you prefer to walk the excess length of your jeans rather than hem them

You might be a redneck

If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight

You might be a redneck

If you smoked during your wedding, you might be a redneck

If people ask to hunt in your front yard, you might be a redneck

If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board, you might be a redneck

If your two-year-old has more teeth than you do, you might be a redneck

If your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting, you might be a redneck

If you have an above-ground pool and you fish in it, you might be a redneck

And probably the grossest one of all times

If your mother has ever come out of the bathroom and said

"Y'all come look at this before I flush it"

Thank you so much

Thank you for coming out tonight

God bless you

Thank you again (thank you, pal)