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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You might be a redneck, I guess, I don't know
What about things like, um
If you've been on television more than five times
Describing what the tornado sounded like
You might be a redneck
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car
You might be a redneck
If your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade
You might be a redneck
If you've ever been too drunk to fish
You might be a redneck
[Verse 2]
If somebody asks to see your ID and you show 'em your belt buckle
You might be a redneck
If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower
To defend your sister's honor
You might be a redneck
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain
You might be a redneck
[Verse 3]
If every day somebody comes to your door
Mistakingly thinking you're havin' a yard sale
You might be a redneck
If you've ever financed a tattoo
Three more payments and this sun of a gun is mine
You might be a redneck
If you've ever made change in the offerring plate
Guilty
I got him
If you go to the family reunion to meet women
You might be a redneck
I think we offended somebody out here
That ain't funny is it, sis?
[Verse 4]
And last but not least, If you see a sign that says say no to crack
And it reminds you to pull your jeans up
You might just be a redneck
[Verse 5]
Now, you guys are pretty good here
Written by: Jeff Foxworthy