Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Out of the east, there came a hard man
Oh ho ho, all the way from Brigton
Ah ha ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 2]
He went into a pub and he came out paralytic
Oh ho ho, VP and cider
Ah ha ha, what a hell of a mixture
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 3]
Does this bus go to the Dennistoun Palais?
Oh ho ho, I'm looking for a lumber
Ah ha ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 4]
There in the dancing, he met Hairy Mary
Oh ho ho, the flower of the Gorbals
Ah ha ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 5]
"Oh now, Mary, are you dancing?"
"Oh ho, no, it's just the way I'm standing"
Ah ha ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 6]
"Oh now, Mary, you're one in a million"
"Oh ho ho, and so's your chances"
Ah ha ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 7]
Oh now, Mary, can I run you home?
Oh ho ho, I've got a pair of sandshoes
Ah ha ha, you're a helluva funny
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 8]
In through the back close and out through the dunny
Oh ho ho, it wasn't for the first time
Ah ha ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 9]
The mother came out, she was going to the cludgie
Oh ho ho, I buggered off sharpish
Ah ha ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 10]
And Hairy Mary had a little baby
Oh ho ho, the father's in the army
Ah ha ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 11]
Hairy Mary's looking for her hard man
Oh ho ho, he joined the Foreign Legion
Ah ha ha, Sahara under a camel
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
Written by: Carl McDougall, Ron Clark
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