"The President Wore Pearls" Medley

And we deserve a French teacher

Who actually speaks French

J'accuse, Monsieur Kupferberg

What is she yakkin' about?

I rest my case

Nelson? Rebuttal?

Yo, everyone

It's me, Nelson

(Yay!)

(Nelson, Nelson)

(Nelson, Nelson)

I'm not that cool, I don't wear jeans

I've polished an apple or two

But every grade that I grubbed

I grubbed it for you

So call me book worm

But I'll never squirm when there's work to be done

Yes I'll take my lunch at my desk

While you're all outside having fun

Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield

Unless you want an effective leader

I'll talk to teachers, I'll handle Skinner

A vote for Lisa makes you the winner

Vote Lisa, vote Lisa, vote Lisa

You wanted to see me?

Actually Lisa, I wanted you to see you

You're our president now

But you look like the First Lady of Yawn

What would you change?

Eyes, pearls, smile, hair points

Dress, voice, shoes, swatch watch

I may be the new girl

But you can't brainwash me

Just Oshkosh B'gosh me

And then leave me be

To fight for kid power

I must be heard, not seen

I have to lead wisely

Not just primp and preen

Nails, pimples, ears, scrunchie

Purse, lunch box, teeth, Millhouse

This beauting-up suits me

There's beauty within me

So let's Olsen Twin me

Give them someone to love

This grown-up makeover

Has made me a super tween

For they are my people

And I am their queen

Oh Lisa

You look so successful

Like you're the wife of a businessman

I wish I'd married a businessman

Then I'd have nice things

I'm so happy with my evil plan

Say goodbye to music, gym and art

Soon we will have the perfect school

Where fun and excitement never start

I'm so drunk I can barely see

But it helps me get through another day

My stomach is filled with haggis and ham

I've got to go puke in some hay

Lisa is a fool

I think the rules are cool

I'm falling in the pool!

Mmm, not a cloud in the sky

A perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAAM

So Long Athletics Art And Music

Care for a T-shirt?

T-shirt?

Why don't you just give me

A sandwich board that says

"Male Prostitute"?

Oh, well, I-

Forgive me, sir

What have I done?

What they wanted you to

Skinner betrayed me

But a tango takes two

Skinner!

I don't mean to interrupt

Your advice from the janitor

But I say, cut off the head

And the body will die

You want to get rid of Lisa?

But she's such a good student

Yes, in fact I think

She's a little too good for this school

If we stand together, we are strong

(Yay!)

Lisa Simpson, you have just been transferred

To the Springfield Magnet School for the

Gifted and troublesome

Please climb into the idling bus

But, but I-

Poor Lisa, poor Lisa

Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield

You can still reach me through email

At Smart Girl six three, underscore backslash

At Yahoo dot com

At Yahoo dot com