Cooler When I'm Sick

Oh tonight under these lights I will try

I know it’s gauche to have this stupid litte twinkle in my eye

Oh desperation for approval masked as a willingness to entertain

I feel insane I feel so lame

And when the going gets tough I lose all integrity

Tonight under these lights

I got this stupid little twinkle in my eye

And I will try for you always

I will try very hard for you always

Trying will remain criminal

Subliminal thoughts creep in my brain

If it gets quiet do an impression of Sir Michael Cain

Some people Master Wayne just wanna watch the world burn

Oh my ex told me I’m cooler when I’m sick

And I feel so diseased I can’t help it

I wanna scream

We can’t crush the caveat

When I chew gum I put the whole pack

In my mouth at once or else I can’t taste it

When I play with kids I often commit too hard to the bit

And freak them the fuck out

Because I try for you always

When I was young I talked like Tom Green for one entire year

While my parents were both in rehab

I guess I do my best to never really deal with things that are real

My ex told me I’m cooler when I’m sick