Trevor

I wanna be funny, I wanna make some money

I wanna be somebody and I wanna love someone

I wanna make them happy, pull out all the stops

Get cargo shorts and flip-flops and settle down

I wanna be a mannequin, maybe feel like a man again

No tongue to tell long stories, that'll add some mystery

I wanna be a Trevor amongst a thousand Trevors

Listening to Rogan, microdosing with my buddies

That'd be the dream

Gotta keep on living shackled to a comet

I just learned how to park it, there's nowhere I wanna go

But I gotta be punk, gotta do it DIY

If I'm gonna sing sad songs, I gotta really wanna die

And I wanna have a secret and when everyone learns it

It makes them all forgive me for being so annoying

I want just to be a Trevor amongst a thousand Trevors

Vaping in the basement and playing PS5

How did this happen? I used to be a Saturn

I'd aim for ages at the target before taking my shot

How did this happen? I met the welcome wagon

Raked their gifts into my bag and now I'm unhappy with what I got

And I wanna quit complaining, I wanna be less redundant

I wanna stop singing the same song in different ways

And I wanna be more poetic, I wanna eat the stars

Just to spit 'em on the street and stomp their shine out with my feet

I wanna smoke a cigarette, maybe somebody can bum one

Then I'd get to talk to someone about some shit someone else just told me

I wanna be a Trevor amongst a thousand Trevors

Howling in the echo chamber and watching Fight Club

How did this happen? And when did I stop laughing?

When I die, I'll surely come back as an inflatable man

How did this happen? Was I always so vapid?

Now I search the constellations for a reason to give a damn

How did this happen?

I wanna be a Trevor

Amongst a thousand Trevors

I wanna be a Trevor

I wanna be a Trevor