The Bloodmaster

Okay, listen up

The solution to your problem is The Bloodmaster

You say, "No, a horror movie isn't where you have your first kiss!"

The Bloodmaster?

Hear me out, there's a few little things I want to mention

First, it's dark, and it's scary, so you'll want to hug tight!

There are folks all around, but they're not paying attention

'Cause some wacko with an axe is hackin' everyone in sight

So when you're in the market for a thing that makes your heart pump The Blood faster

I suggest The Bloodmaster Friday night!

Friday night! This is awesome

What do you think, Kendra?

Umm

Hold up, hold up, let me tell you where it's at

Kendra's mom'll never let her see a movie like that

And if she doesn't go, then I guess they can't do it

Yeah, I guess she's kinda right

Nothing to it! Here's the deal

Kendra never tells her mom that she's going to The Bloodmaster

What do I say?

'Cause for real, she'll be heading home with Lucy

After school that day!

Sleepover! Yay!

At 6:45, Kendra zooms with her mother

And she asks if it's okay to hang with Lucy all night

And at 7:05, Cassie's mom picks you up

'Cause everyone says Cassie's mom is cool

That's right!

And at 7:22, like a blizzard that's predicted by a forecaster

You drop into The Bloodmaster Friday night!

Hold up, hold up, I don't know what you mean

'Cause they won't let us in until we're seventeen

So hold the applause and can the confetti

I'm on it already

There's another movie playing at the theater where we're gonna see The Bloodmaster

(The Bloodmaster)

So we just buy tickets to the little kiddie movie instead!

Good luck, there's a manager who doesn't miss a trick

It's not a problem if we all get the moves just right

I'll create a distraction with the guy who's taking tickets

And we duck into the theater while you block us from sight!

And then we're in!

Kendra gets to be the queen

Brett gets to be the stud master!

We're going to The Bloodmaster!

Friday night!

We're goin' to The Bloodmaster

We're goin' to The Bloodmaster

This Friday night!