Percy's Pressure

I thought I'd made it, celebrated

When I got my TV show

But the haters out there hating

Got my ratings low, low, low

It's to compete with videos of

Twerking hogs and water skiing squirrels

And monkeys riding on the backs of dogs

(So much pressure)

Have mercy

I'm not the Percy that you've always heard about

That Percy, he was successful

That Percy had a lot of clout

Back then, back when

I was high on that hill

But now, I'm broke here on the bottom

With no way to pay my bills

It's getting harder every day to catch a break

So when I see a chance

Then it's the chance I really need to take

I'm just looking for a way of bouncing back

The rent is due, I'm in a fix

And I'm about to crack

(Under pressure)

Brenda, I'm making this up on the spot

(Under pressure)

Which is impressive, let's be honest

Come on

Brenda, Brenda, I'm a desperate man

So, help me get back on the top

And rockin' again

(No pressure)

Brenda, Brenda, won't you hear my plea?

The weight of all the world is really weighing on me

(So much pressure)

This is no time to quit

I'm on the verge of a hit

And I'm determined

To make this a success, yeah

Brenda, tell me you see

All the potential in me

I'll do whatever it takes

To make you say "Yes"

Down on my knees

Beggin' you, please

Won't you tell me you understand?

Lend me a hand

Oh, you gotta

Save me, save me, save me, save me