I'd Go To Jail

I'm a quiet man, I don't say much

I work hard, I drive a truck

I have peaceful hands, I even go to church

But don't get me wrong, I'd go to jail over her

She's just two feet tall, looks just like her mom

The most beautiful thing on this green earth

When she's sleepin' on my chest, I know I'm in over my head

'Cause if anybody really makes her hurt

I can't help myself, I'd go to jail over her

I never thought that I'd meet someone

Who'd be my morning, my joy, and settin' sun

Oh, and I know someday, boys will call on her

Oh, but they'll all know I'd go to jail over her

'Cause to me, she'll always be

Two feet tall, look just like her mom

The most beautiful thing on this green earth

Always Daddy's little girl, full of sass and bouncin' curls

And if they treat her like I do, no one gets hurt

I can't help myself, I'd go to jail over her

Someday, she'll meet you, boy, the one

You'll sweep her off her feet

And if you're lucky, she'll give you a daughter of your own

And when those little hands reach up

Well, welcome to the club

You're one of us, now you're dangerous

'Cause to you, she'll always be

Two feet tall, look just like her mom

The most beautiful thing on God's green earth

And when she's sleepin' on your chest

You'll know you're in over your head

No, there's nothin' you won't do to love on her

When she laughs, you're gonna laugh

When she falls, you'll help her up

When she's happy, you're gonna smile

But when she hurts, yeah, you're gonna hurt

But I promise you this, this much I swear

Yeah, we'd both go to jail over her

Yeah, we'd both, son, go to jail over her