Tsunami Surfers

I had a pleasant dream about beheaded hookers

Dancing in the street

Once I had a job, but I lost it like a virgin doing lap dance

Aha, so you've heard it, too, tsunami surfers ain't coming back

My girl is in the heat, so now I gotta keep her in the cage

We hate goth and we hate smoking bans

All the nasty habits lost and found

Love tornado sure can take you down

I've been feeding lesbos from my hand

I don't really care, but I think your girlfriend gave me disease

I still recall the day when my Finkus turned me homosexual

I'm glad that we agree, that we both love the way of Bukowski

Once I was a man, but today I'm more like Michael Jackson

We hate goth and we hate smoking bans

All the nasty habits lost and found

Love tornado sure can take you down

I've been feeding lesbos from my hand

Love tornado sure can take you down

I've been feeding lesbos from my hand