Baby Criminal

Well, little Jimmy was the cutest little baby

His mama told him that one day he was gonna be a star

When he got older

Well, folks said he was crazy

They said that one day that boy, he's gonna kill us all

Well Jimmy started drawing things that Mama thought was crazy

She didn't like the things she saw come out of his head

He spent his time in the kitchen, microwaving batteries

He even killed a squirrel and turned it into a hat

Oh, into a hat

Well, in his teens, Jimmy started smoking lots of things

He started taking sleeping pills during the day

And late at night he'd sneak out, all dressed up in leather

His mama cried, "Oh no, my child's in some sort of gang

He's in some sort of gang, oh no"

What happened to my child?

It's unexplainable

He used to be a little baby

And now he's just a criminal

Used to be a baby, now he's just a criminal

Used to be a baby, now he's just a criminal

Used to be a baby, now he's just a criminal

I used to be a baby, now I'm just a

Oh, what happened to my little boy?

Oh, it's so fucking sad

He used to be a little baby

And now he's just a criminal

Well, years went by and Jimmy was arrested

The cops said he would be locked up for the rest of his life

Oh, when they found him he was in a little suit of tinfoil

They said that he was tryna build a nuclear device

A nuclear device, ma'am

(I used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal)

(I used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal)

I used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal

I used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal

He's just a baby criminal

(I used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal)

(I used to be a baby, now I'm just a criminal)