Last Man On Earth

Well, I might dig up Elvis or travel the States

Bathe in margaritas and then just sit and wait

Oh, I think I'd go speeding down the 405

Bury my lovers, evaluate life

Oh, I'd break into Cher's house and try on some clothes

Probably drink more and then decompose

Maybe I'd settle on the silent West Coast

Steal all the jewels, talk to Julia's ghost

But even before I did all that I planned

I'd probably go crazy and then I'd turn mad

And I'd give me some pills that probably wouldn't work

And that'd be the end of the last man on Earth

Take what I can and then die in the dirt

That'd be the end of the last man on Earth

That'd be the end of the last man on Earth

Oh, I'd walk on the runway where airplanes take off

Swim out to sea, let the loneliness rot

And I'd steal all the wax girls down in L.A.

Invite them for dinner and ask them to stay

And I might take a bat to a window or two

Drive on a tractor through the President's room

And I might take a mannequin to be my spouse

Invade a cathedral and make it my house

I'm counting the days to the Rapture

Take what I can and then die in the dirt

That'd be the end of the last man on Earth

That'd be the end of the last man

One, two, three, four, and five

There go my friends all dropping like flies

Six, seven, eight, nine, and ten

Here's to the last man on Earth in the end

One, two, three, four, and five

There go my friends all dropping like flies

Six, seven, eight, nine, and ten

Here's to the last man on Earth in the end

Take what I can and then die in the dirt

That'd be the end of the last man on Earth

That'd be the end of the last man on Earth