My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine

Sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with your eyes

Ooh, yeah

Your lips are laughable

Unphotographable

Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Yes, you are

You're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak?

Are you smart?

Are you smart?

Don't you change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Please stay, please stay

Stay, stay, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Promise if you stay in my life

Promise if you stay in my life

I promise if you stay in my life

Said, I promise each day

Every little day

Could be, could be

Stay, stay, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

I promise if you stay in my life

I promise if you stay in my life

Will you stay in my life?

Will you just stay in my life?

I want you to stay in my life

'Cause we don't have that much time

'Cause we don't have that much time

We don't have that much time

Life

I promise if you stay in my life

I promise if you stay in my life

I promise if you stay in my life

Stay, stay, ooh

We'll be valentines

Stay

Could be you and I

Day

Ooh

We don't have very much time

Can you be all mine?

We don't have that much time

I could be all of your life

We don't have that much time

Valentine

Ooh

Ooh, ah

Oh, ah

Valentine