If Tommy Duncan's Voice Was Booze (feat. Asleep At The Wheel)

Once I had a rowdy streak, wilder than a Texas gale

Throwin’ em down in old Fort Worth town and waking in the Waco jail

I’ve been sober fifteen years; I walk a real straight line

But if Tommy Duncan’s voice was booze I’d stay drunk all the time

If I was a gulf coast voodoo queen I’d make you fall in love with me

If I was a hound I’d track you on down and put you up a Live Oak tree

If standing me up cost you one cent then I’d have a Yankee dime

And if Tommy Duncan’s voice was booze I’d stay drunk all the time

If I had an old cast iron stove I’d whip us up a rhubarb pie

With berries and cream, wouldn’t that be a dream

Then I could lay right down and die

If I had a time machine I’d set it to ‘39

And if Tommy Duncan’s voice was booze I’d stay drunk all the time