But You Like Country Music

I saw you pull up next door in your Subaru

Bet that thing runs on veggie oil

Strapped to the top were some trash bags and a big canoe

Shovel and a couple bags of top soil

I bet you're probably growing marijuana

In that big organic garden in your yard

You walk around in sandals and pajamas

Was gettin' dressed really all that hard?

I'm surprised you even saw me from where you're sitting

Behind that 747 in your drive

That's the greenest grass I think I've ever seen

It's probably from all the dangerous pesticides

You seem like you'd have a doomsday compound

Full of firearms, ammunition and canned foods

That ain't just paranoia, it really gets me down

You're clearly watching way too much Fox News

I was gonna keep my distance

Because we are so different

'Til one day I heard you cranking up The Hag

You like country music, do ya?

What if I do, what's it to ya?

Well if you like country music

Then I guess you're not so bad

Whatever you've got I hope it's not contagious

I like you even though you're so uptight

Your record collection covers all the bases

From Kitty Wells all the way on down to Dwight

I'll ignore all your hippie bumper stickers

And that Ronald Reagan poster on your wall

It's true that we've got nothing in common

But a love of country music conquers all

I was gonna keep my distance

Because we are so different

'Til one day I heard you cranking up The Hag

You like country music, do ya?

What if I do, what's it to ya?

Well if you like you country music

Then I guess you're not so bad

You like country music, do ya?

What if I do, what's it to ya?

Well if you like you country music

Then I guess you're not so bad

Sunny, who're you voting for this year?

Well, Merle Haggard, I thought that's we decided on