Children's Story (feat. Rahzel)

Uncle Whitey, Uncle Whitey

Could you tell us a bedtime story?

That's that, we wanna hear a bedtime story

Please, could you tell some bedtime stories, please?

And bring me some of my Cheesy Poofs right now

Once upon a time not long ago

When people wore pajamas and lived life slow

When laws were stern and justice stood

And people were behavin' like they are to, good

There was a little boy who was misled

By another little boy, and this is what he said

"Me and you, guy, we gonna make some cash

Robbin' old folks and makin' the dash"

They did the job, money came with ease

But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease

He robbed another and another

A sister and her brother (stick 'em up! Stick 'em up!)

Tryin' to rob a man who was a DT undercover

The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic

He said, "Keep still, boy, no need for static"

Punched him in his belly and gave him a slap

But little did he know the little boy was strapped

He pulled out his gun and said, "Why'd you hit me?"

The barrel headed straight for the cop's kidney

The cop get scared, the kid, he starts to figure

"I'll do years if I pull this trigger"

So he cold dashed and ran around the block

Cop radios in to another lady cop

He ran by a tree, there he saw this sister

A shot for the head, shot back, but he missed her

Looked 'round good in expectations

He decided he'd head for the subway station, but

She was comin' so he made a left

He was runnin' top speed 'til he was outta breath

Knocked an old man down, he swore he killed him (sorry)

Then made his move to an abandoned building

Ran upstairs up to the top floor

Opened up the door there, guess who he saw

Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope

Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap, he said

"I need bullets, hurry up, run"

The dope fiend brought back a spankin' shotgun

He went outside, but there was cops all over

So he dipped into a car, it was a stolen Nova

Raced up the block doin' 83

Crashed into a tree near university

Escaped alive, though the car was shattered

Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered

Ran out of bullets but he still had static

Grabbed a pregnant lady, pulled out the automatic

He pointed at her head and said, "The gun was full of lead"

Told the cops, "Back off, or honey here's dead"

Deep in his heart, he knew he was wrong

So he let the lady go and he starts to move on

Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded

Before long, the little boy got surrounded

He dropped his gun, so went the glory

And this is the way I gotta end this story

He was only 19, in a madman's dream

I saw the cops shoot the kid, I still hear him scream

This ain't funny, so don't you dare laugh

Just another case about the wrong path

Straight and narrow or your soul gets cashed

Good night

Knock 'em off the box

Knock 'em off the-

Knock 'em off the box

Knock 'em

Knock 'em off the box

Knock 'em off the box

Knock 'em off the box

Knock 'em off the box

Knock 'em off the-

Goddamn