Grinch Goes Viral

Hm, this year is gonna be different, I ain't gon' let 'em destroy me and try to ruin Christmas I gotta hit Mariah Carey or somethin', she got it poppin', and that one song be hittin' different "All I want for Christmas is you", maybe I ask Santa for vocals And go door-to-door singin' Christmas carols to promote this song to the Whoville locals (LexNour) Somethin' viral, somethin' to distract me that my life's on a downward spiral Maybe somethin' Christian-friendly, in line with the teachings of the modern-day bible Addictive, catchy, narcissistic for blacks, whites, and LGBTQ Like Dave Chappelle funny, so I can garner support from Netflix and maybe Hulu? It's the Grinch and I'm back, and I'm fuckin' it up with eggnog, Patrón and drank in my cup Propane to flame these rappers who suck with they ho-ho-ho-hos, and the sluts Old school flow, but feels brand-new, I'm a chip off the block, and already paid my dues I'm a sick son of a gun who states my views, and ain't fuckin' with bots and no mainstream news Green, mean, pristine, outta control, straight shooter, just like a stripper, I got a pole Fill up, leave? No, I cannot go, fall off only when I listen to J. Cole Paid, self-made and slim thick too, I speak my mind even if it's taboo In a world of fake where you can barely be you, you are now in tune, the Grinch part two TikTok's in, huh, scrolled on my feed, all I ever see is twerkin' Couple bad women on my line, hit 'em in the DMs first thing they wanna ask for's a Birkin Gotta be a sign, like Adam and Eve when she took from the tree from the mouth of a serpent And gave it to the man as a virgin, and as a result, God's Son had to carry all the burdens On IG and it's all violations, guidelines based off of trolls, straight hatin' Some get blocked if they say vaccination, while others get to post on the timeline naked OnlyFans cakin', these simps are amazin', payin' for some shit you can get for free When PornHub'll give you ten times the content for no fee or a fraction exclusively Man, this shit's a disaster, huh I was datin' this chick who was mad I wouldn't tag her Daughter of a pastor who wanted to be famous and rich, and climb the proverbial ladder Showed me no love 'til I said I was a rapper, took my time, didn't even try to smash her Went to Mass and after her dad, the pastor, called me a bastard I was shocked 'cause I didn't think pastors cussed, so I looked at dude and said, "What the fuck?" Then she slapped me, and he slapped her, and ironically, I ended up in cuffs Now I'm talkin' to a judge who's white as Casper, who thinks I'm shady like Marshall Mathers And once he asks why'd I attacked her, I stand and say, "Green lives matter" Yeah, well back to the topic, the flow's like a sea, so sick you get nauseous The Grinch is the name, and the drip is aquatic, a Whoville gangsta, you better move cautious I come from a place where they slay you, then artistically wrap you in boxes And the six-foot drop you experience is down the chimney when Santa drops it I'm highly toxic, practically radioactive with a slight chemical imbalance ADHD, bipolar, depression, manic, look, high level lactic acid Contracted from COVID vaxxes, from an allergic reaction I got on the 15th booster package Not to mention, PTSD episodes from failed Christmas interactions See, I'm the one they said ruined Christmas, but they never told you that they ruined me What the fuck did you think would happen when you poked a bear consistently from the age of three? I have no siblings or family, then they put my life on TV And chose Jim Carrey to play the part instead of choosin' me I want my royalties, universal, call my lawyer, you're all fuckin' sick, sadistic Twisted misfits, this is real infringement and I'm hopin' that you all eat shit for Christmas My life is a movie they sold to children intertwined with ideals from they wicked systems Where everyone's rich, off the Grinch's business, but doesn't have to deal with the criticism So here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna make a new movie Where I'm the star, and you pay me to use me We'll shoot it in Los Angeles, mm, where it's super bougie And for mainstream appeal, we'll add unrealistic attainable booties We'll add racial slurs to trigger blacks and sexual ambiguity Uh, political propaganda and titties for continuity Let's get famous TikTokers like Charli D and Addison Rae And if it's in the budget, guest appearances from, uh, Jake Paul and Sommer Ray, mm Viral, dopamine, millions of views and attention Anything to raise my CPM on YouTube and increase my video time retention Trendin', number one worldwide box office hit, awards galore So all the big directors sign me and I become an industry whore And then at that point when I'm super famous and super rich And can actually afford to go build or go buy a bitch And the cocaine lines that I periodically sniff Get mixed with the gin and juice that I sip And I become a role model to millions of kids And lead them to the depths of hell in the darkest pits to benefit And lose myself on constant trips to reality and back Where I'm rich, but I have no one I can even share it with Viral, hahahaha, like the virus I wanna come in like a wreckin' ball like Miley Cyrus Take trips to the White House, befriend Kamala and Joe Biden Discuss policies I think we should tighten While I text Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg about cryptocurrency And the metaverse, then take trips to Waikiki island Viral, viral, viral, give me more I wanna be recognized by everybody at Whole Foods and every other wretched grocery store I wanna lose control, have multiple baby mamas And argue mediation over child support With gold diggers who practice takin' off condoms and trappin' young stars like me just for sport I wanna be an idol, worshipped by society Who's perfect to the public, but hates himself privately Who can't look in the mirror and is screamin', but quietly And can afford to go anywhere, but doesn't because of anxiety Antisocial, global tycoon, multi billion dollar CEO, sex mogul Cover of Forbes, court side Lakers games, right beside Frank Vogel Friends with LeBron, CP3, Dwyane Wade and movie stars like Will Smith The Rock, Angelina Jolie and if she approves, Brad Pitt I wanna be viral, off the charts exponentially big enough to cloud my black heart Judgment and mind, so I can't even go and find peace within my current life So viral that I lose my mind, so viral that I can't hide So viral I convince myself that the only escape is suicide I wanna be viral at any cost I don't care who gets hurt or the lives lost 'Cause they hurt me first, so I deserve this I'm the victim, and everyone talks but few hear and none listen So this Christmas, it's my turn, let me shine You wanna be viral too, well, wait in line The whole world does, can't you see? It's not just me I'm just the Grinch, and all I ever did wrong was be born green