Springtime for Hitler, Pt. I

Germany was having trouble

What a sad, sad story

Needed a new leader to restore

Its former glory

Where, oh, where was he?

Where could that man be?

We looked around and then we found

The man for you and me

And now it's...

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Deutschland is happy and gay!

We're marching to a faster pace

Look out, here comes the master race!

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Rhineland's a fine land once more!

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Watch out, Europe

We're going on tour!

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Look, it's springtime

Winter for Poland and France

Springtime for Hitler and Germany!

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

Come on, Germans

Go into your dance!

I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf

Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!

The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!

Heil Hitler!

Heil Hitler!

Heil Hitler!

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Heil Hitler!

Heil myself

Heil to me

I'm the kraut

Who's out to change our history

Heil myself

Raise your hand

There's no greater

Dictator in the land!

Everything I do, I do for you!

Yes, you do!

If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!

Heil myself

Raise your beer

Jawohl!

Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer

Hooray!

Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi

Heil myself!

Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi

Heil myself!

Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi

Stand and cheer!

The Fuhrer is causing a furor!

He's got those Russians on the run

You gotta love that wacky hun!

The Fuhrer is causing a furor

They can't say "no" to his demands

They're freaking out in foreign lands

He's got the whole world in his hands

The Fuhrer is causing a furor!

I was just a paper hanger

No one more obscurer

Got a phone call from the Reichstag

Told me I was Fuhrer

Germany was blue

What, oh, what to do?

Hitched up my pants

And conquered France

Now Deutschland's smiling through!

(spoken)

But it wasn't always so easy... It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I... why I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break. Somebody burned down the Reichstag! And, would you believe it? They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!

(sung)

It ain't no myst'ry

If it's politics or hist'ry

The thing you gotta know is

Ev'rything is show biz

Heil myself

Watch my show

I'm the German Ethel Merman

Dontcha know

We are crossing borders

The new world order is here

Make a great big smile

Ev'ryone sieg heil to me

Wonderful me!

And now it's...

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Goose-step's the new step today

Bombs falling from the skies again

Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

U-boats are sailing once more

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Means that

Soon we'll be going

We've got to be going

You know we'll be going

You bet we'll be going!

You know we'll be going to war!