Santa's Bringing Coal

This year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal

My mommy, and my daddy, and my sister told me so

I might take a petition

Up to the North Pole

Because this year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal

The elves are in the factory working on their toys

Last year I got a guitar, but was making too much noise

I don’t know what to say

I guess I like to rock

The only rock I’ll get this year is stuck inside a sock

This year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal

My mommy, and my daddy, and my sister told me so

I might take a petition

Up to the North Pole

Because this year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal

Alex gets a treehouse, Bobbi gets a doll,

But last year, I took my bicycle and rode it down the hall

They’ll wake up Christmas morning

Their eyes will open wide

The only thing I’m getting’s from the barbecue outside

This year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal

My mommy, and my daddy, and my sister told me so

I might take a petition

Up to the North Pole

Because this year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal

Please just think how sad you would be

To find your cookies eaten right next to the tree

Come on now, Kris Kringle- can’t you agree

Please don’t make me show you how bad a boy can be

So come on now, Saint Nicholas- can’t we work this out?

I promise not to cry. I promise not to pout.

I’m sure you can pull something right out of your sleeve

So you do not leave me shouting on this Christmas eve

This year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal

My mommy, and my daddy, and my sister told me so

I might take a petition

Up to the North Pole

Because this year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal

This year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal

My mommy, and my daddy, and my sister told me so

I might take a petition

Up to the North Pole

Because this year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal

This year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal

My mommy, and my daddy, and my sister told me so

I might take a petition

Up to the North Pole

Because this year instead of presents,

Santa’s bringing coal