Enderman Rap (feat. Rockit & Dan Bull)

Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm

The sickest musician, the slickest magician

Who'll slip and the zip into different positions

While liftin' a brick with no slip of permission

I'm not the most vicious of villain

I'm nickin' it just to make vanilla thrillin'

I'm not into killin', but if you were given the gift of intuition

Then keep me within your peripheral vision

'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition

A nervous guy that prefers to hide

I'm terrible shy and I don't know why

So please do me the following courtesy

And never look me in the purple eyes

I'm adverse to bein' observed at night

So if you see me, you deserve to die

You don't want to mess with the Endermen

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

You don't want to mess with the Endermen

No, no, no, no, no, no

I see you peekin' at me through the glass in the door

What, chap, are you askin' for more?

Boy, you're jibberin', jabberin' like an old man

Reminiscing of back in the war

I'm naturally, massively tall

I should be practicing baskety-ball

But I can't find a ball without corners at all

So I'm passin' the time by unstacking your wall

If we pass in the hall, you're gon' have to ignore me

Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor

Grab a map and explore the various biomes

But be aware this is my home

I roam through the night alone

Hopin' to find someone I can fold

But I'm out of sight and mind and time

Like a rotary dial phone

I don't wanna die alone

My type of solo's a xylophone

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no

Rockit

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No, no, no, no, no

Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide

I'm chasin' after you until you die

Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed

I'm hunting you tonight, until you die

It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse

So easily amused to watch you die

Don't you try to fight, you're lucky you're alive

I have you in my sights

No, no, no, no

Now you see me, now you don't

Shovin' a dirt block down your throat

You better not be gettin' out your boat

I suggest that you don't leave the house alone

Oh, no, I'm on a mission

To win the staring competition

I'll let you live on just one condition

If you put the pumpkin upon, you're forgiven

No, no, no, no